It Tastes Like Zombie Chicken
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sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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lesanneeselegantes:

L’Art et la Mode - 1924 -
twiceassure:

“I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought there are so many people in the world, there must be someone just like me who feels bizarre and flawed in the same ways I do. I would imagine her, and imagine that she must be out there thinking of me too. Well, I hope that if you are out there and read this and know that, yes, it’s true I’m here, and I’m just as strange as you.”
—   Frida Kahlo

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

(Source: hideiwa)


Marla’s philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn’t.
memeguy-com:

Parental Nightmare